and DO LAUNDRY! So I am getting dressed this morning and I realize that the only clean bra I have is a SPORTS BRA!!! Why do I even HAVE a sports bra? Pretty sure it was for one of those insane exercise phases - thank goodness that passed quickly. So my normally size C cup "girls" (thanks only to the wonders of Victoria Secret) are now smushed and flattened into a sports bra - effectively giving me the look of a twelve year old in a uniboob training bra - this is NOT a good look for a (ahem) thirty something woman. Of course I have tried to arrange the girls so that there is some distinction between the girls, but they keep reverting to the uniboob.
My only saving grace for the day is that I am working at a client's office where everyone hates me - because I am "the accountant" and the non-profit's budget is in jeopardy and each one knows that she is one mean look away from unemployment - so NO ONE comes near me... Works out pretty well for the uniboob!