Right now both girls are screaming their heads off. Of course, they are screaming for Daddy. I put them in time out after they finished 3 rounds of hair pulling, face slapping and yelling. Good stuff!
I figured a blog post might give me a few minutes to calm my nerves - it's better than all of the alternatives!
Daddy is working late, so I guess I'll have to summon the courage to move away from this computer and face the little gems again. Wish me luck!