OMG - I'm never going to work again.... Here's one of the cleaner texts that made me cackle (god, I love that word!)
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
here's another one:
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
and that one deserves a follow up from Anne Taintor...
It's gonna be a good day :)