and DO LAUNDRY! So I am getting dressed this morning and I realize that the only clean bra I have is a SPORTS BRA!!! Why do I even HAVE a sports bra? Pretty sure it was for one of those insane exercise phases - thank goodness that passed quickly. So my normally size C cup "girls" (thanks only to the wonders of Victoria Secret) are now smushed and flattened into a sports bra - effectively giving me the look of a twelve year old in a uniboob training bra - this is NOT a good look for a (ahem) thirty something woman. Of course I have tried to arrange the girls so that there is some distinction between the girls, but they keep reverting to the uniboob.
My only saving grace for the day is that I am working at a client's office where everyone hates me - because I am "the accountant" and the non-profit's budget is in jeopardy and each one knows that she is one mean look away from unemployment - so NO ONE comes near me... Works out pretty well for the uniboob!
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At least you have enuf for a uniboob!! Mine just reverts back to early puberty (way too long ago, don't even go there) of two small walnuts.
Oh dah'lin, you need to call when you have these issues...ditch the sports bra, hang upside down from the swingset and use duct tape to secure the girls in any position desired. Some dexterity or a second pair of hands is helpful to maneuver the tape properly across your back. Shelf cup style is preferable for a more comfortable removal.
I can just see it now!! Iron man never had it so good!!!
I'm cracking up laughing! You are so descriptive that I can "see" it all happening! You should've just gone without the bra today. Thanks for making me LOL.
ok, all I ask is PLEASE wear the uniboob sports bra this weekend....that may be all the entertainment we need.....I can see it now, "those crazy BR girls, Bailey's and uniboobs...trashy, just trashy"!!!!!
. . . . i still can't get the duct tape picture out of my head!
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